Christmas Decorating: Finding the Ho-Ho-Ho

by | Dec 5, 2011 | Miller Musings | 10 comments

 

‘Twas the weekend of Christmas decorating for all through the house

From inside and outside, without any spouse

The boxes were carried from here to there

I lost count of the trips, I did not care.

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The room soon exploded with paper and such

Made me wonder when we got so darn much

Soon my head was adorned with my Ho-Ho-Ho cap

I settled into the decoration trap.

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Christmas carols floated throughout the room

I swore the fake tree seemed actually to bloom

Inside and out I flew like a flash

Tore open the boxes and threw up the stash

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All of the pictures of Christmas days past

Gave this baby boomer the locations at last

When, what to my wandering brain should appear

But a beautiful vision of Christmas and cheer

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With a ladder and curses, so heartfelt and loud

The outside lights sparkled and made me so proud

Soon I forgot the curses and all of the strain

As I shouted to Mom, “Look through the window pane.”

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 I sprang to the switch, and prayed it would not fizzle

Hoping we’d see all that lovely Christmas light sizzle

Christmas joy was soon ours, what a beautiful sight

Merry Christmas to all, may traditions burn bright.

 

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10 Comments

  1. Ramiro Rodriguez

    Very nice. I’m still smiling! And I think I’m officially in the Christmas spirit. Or at least now I’m giving it some thought 🙂

    Reply
    • Cathy

      Hi Ramiro: Glad I could get you into the Christmas spirit-or even almost. 🙂 The pain of decorating almost chased it away, but when you’re done, you seem to forget all that pain. 🙂

      Merry Christmas, Ramiro, and a very blessed New Year!

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  2. Anne Wayman

    Chuckling… I don’t start Christmas until after the 7th – my twin’s birthday… and maybe not until the 15th or so – but it’s fun hearing/seeing how you’re having fun.

    Tell your mom hi.

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    • Cathy

      It was early for us this year, too, Anne. We have family coming so I wanted to get it out of the way. I still have to do my office. I didn’t expect to spend so much time on the outside, cursed decorations. 🙂

      I will share your greetings with Mom. Thanks, my friend. Merry Christmas and even greater success in 2012 – however you define that. 🙂

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  3. Brandi

    Lol! This is adorable and hilarious Cathy. Love it!

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    • Cathy

      Glad you enjoyed it, Brandi. It soothes my aching body that I crippled in the effort. 🙂

      Reply
  4. Brandi

    Oh I hope not too hurt in the process!

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    • Cathy

      Nothing outside the normal boomer body aches & pains. 🙂

      Reply
      • Cathy

        P.S. It does crack me up that I was less achy after walking 60 miles over 3 days. 🙂

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        • Brandi

          Really?! That’s pretty amazing Cathy.

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